15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names

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15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names
15 Wedding Announcements From Couples With Deeply Unfortunate Names

1. Mr. & Mrs. Traylor-Hooker.

Mr. & Mrs. Traylor-Hooker.

Turns out this one is absolutely real, though it’s much less funny if you swap the names around.

Turns out this one is absolutely real, though it's much less funny if you swap the names around.

2. Mr. & Mrs. Best-Lay.

Mr. & Mrs. Best-Lay.

Though definitive proof of this one is hard to come by, they are both (according to Facebook) very common names. They’re really not doing themselves any favours with the photo if it is, though.

3. Mr. & Mrs. Wang-Holder.

Mr. & Mrs. Wang-Holder.

Yep. Seems legit. Though obviously they seem to have decided against the double-barrelled option.

Yep. Seems legit. Though obviously they seem to have decided against the double-barrelled option.

4. Mr. & Mrs. Beaver-Wetter.

Mr. & Mrs. Beaver-Wetter.

Amazing. Though the jury’s still out on this one. Both are common(ish) surnames, so why couldn’t a Beaver and a Wetter find love?

5. Mr. & Mrs. Gowen-Getter.

Mr. & Mrs. Gowen-Getter.

This Google search result seems to suggest this one is real. So he DID Gowen Getter.

This Google search result seems to suggest this one is real. So he DID Gowen Getter.

6. Mr. & Mrs. Looney-Warde.

Mr. & Mrs. Looney-Warde.

Too good to be true? Yes and no. They really got married, but the bride’s Facebook page shows that they decided to switch things around. Understandable.

Too good to be true? Yes and no. They really got married, but the bride's Facebook page shows that they decided to switch things around. Understandable.

7. Mr. & Mrs. Busch-Rash.

Mr. & Mrs. Busch-Rash.

Google let us down on this one, but there are a number of Busches and Rashes.

8. Mr. & Mrs. Long-Wiwi.

Mr. & Mrs. Long-Wiwi.

We found her! Though she has sadly dropped her maiden name 🙁

We found her! Though she has sadly dropped her maiden name :(

9. Mr. & Mrs. Kuntz-Dick.

Mr. & Mrs. Kuntz-Dick.

We found a Lise Renee Kuntz, but it seems like she’s now married to someone else. Poor Mr. Dick.

10. Mr. & Mrs. Fillerup-Standing.

Mr. & Mrs. Fillerup-Standing.

This one HAS to be fake. Right? Wrong!

This one HAS to be fake. Right? Wrong!

11. Mr. & Mrs. MacDonald-Berger.

Mr. & Mrs. MacDonald-Berger.

Two very very common names, so we’re definitely ready to believe this one. Though now we’re really hungry.

12. Mr. & Mrs. Filler-Quick.

Mr. & Mrs. Filler-Quick.

Not only is this one real, but it would seem they actually double-barrelled it. Splendid.

Not only is this one real, but it would seem they actually double-barrelled it. Splendid.

13. Mr. & Mrs. Hardy-Harr.

Mr. & Mrs. Hardy-Harr.

You couldn’t make it up. And you don’t have to, according to this news site.

You couldn't make it up. And you don't have to, according to this news site.

14. Mr. & Mrs. Butts-McCracken.

Mr. & Mrs. Butts-McCracken.

There are plenty of Crystal Butts (yeah), and we’ve found one lucky Levi McCracken. We’re saying true.

15. Mr. & Mrs. Partee-Moore.

Mr. & Mrs. Partee-Moore.

Turns out this pair Partee(d) pretty hard at their wedding which DID happen.

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  1. I am planning my wedding and I was trying to think of the funny things my bridesmaides and i could do at the reception to surprise the groom. Any ideas?

  2. I am planning a company christmas party and need to give out funny awards for servers, cooks etc and I am drawing a blank… any ideas?

  3. What are some funny things to talk about on the phone?
    MY boyfriend and I talk on the phone all the time. Sometimes there are really akward silences. What are funny things to talk about?

  4. I love to look around for cute and funny quotes about love and boys and stuff. They can be positive or negative, but I usually just find quotes that I don’t understand or are meant for adults. Anyone have any younger funnier quotes?

  5. So i need some help trying to find a really funny vid or song to put on facebook, from youtube..

    HELP PLEASE.

  6. I’m a college sophomore and i’m known for always wearing a funny graphic tee to parties, and i have a decent amount with some pretty funny sayings but i’m looking to get some more. Does anyone know of some websites that have funny/drinking graphic t-shirts that are good but aren’t too pricey? Thanks.

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  12. I love to look around for cute and funny quotes about love and boys and stuff. They can be positive or negative, but I usually just find quotes that I don’t understand or are meant for adults. Anyone have any younger funnier quotes?

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  15. Me and some friends need to make a commercial for a project. I would like it to be funny. It doesn’t need to be about anything specific, I just need some random ideas that would make a great, funny, commercial. Thanks.

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    We live in New York, but are getting married in Texas (my home state) if that helps with ideas.
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  22. I really want to be a funny teenager. At home and at school, I am a bit boring sometimes and I want people to laugh and everything. So I want to be a realty funny teenager. Any tips or suggestions?

    By the way I’m going to high school next year ( year 7 – 12 in Australia ) and I’m a 13 year old male.

  23. Ok, so I think funny people are like the best people ever! If only I was funny. I want to be funny without embarrassing myself or getting in trouble. How can I be more funny than I already am? I wish I was the class clown, so does anyone have any tips please? And please don’t say anything mean. I want to be funny so I can be successful in drama class by the way!

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  32. Well maybe not funny but pretty ironic.

    Maybe like a knee injury like Brady had a couple years ago.

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  34. I really want to be a funny teenager. At home and at school, I am a bit boring sometimes and I want people to laugh and everything. So I want to be a realty funny teenager. Any tips or suggestions?

    By the way I’m going to high school next year ( year 7 – 12 in Australia ) and I’m a 13 year old male.

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  38. For example, playing a recording or sounds.
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  41. I love to look around for cute and funny quotes about love and boys and stuff. They can be positive or negative, but I usually just find quotes that I don’t understand or are meant for adults. Anyone have any younger funnier quotes?

  42. Looking for any funny ideas for an entertaining pose or something for homecoming pictures. Formal dance, funny picture, can’t get any better. Any suggestions?

  43. I’m a college sophomore and i’m known for always wearing a funny graphic tee to parties, and i have a decent amount with some pretty funny sayings but i’m looking to get some more. Does anyone know of some websites that have funny/drinking graphic t-shirts that are good but aren’t too pricey? Thanks.

  44. I do not find this funny at all. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to find out what happened when a turkey jumped a log, I said yes and he pulled my hair then they all started laughing. What is funny about that? That has nothing to do with a turkey or a log. I asked if maybe while a turkey is jumping over a log he pulls a feather or something. Please give me some in-site on this so maybe I could also find the humor in it.

  45. Looking for any funny ideas for an entertaining pose or something for homecoming pictures. Formal dance, funny picture, can’t get any better. Any suggestions?

  46. How funny would that be? I don’t think it would be funny at all. I can’t believe a liberal would run to the defense of someone that would tell such a joke.

  47. Just wondering. Also would someone with funny writing pass school, lets say they write unintentional funny things on paper and would someone with awkward writing get by in school. Hope you can help.

  48. Okay I am only funny with guys, seriously. I have never had a girlfriend or been in a relationship but guys think I am really funny and I should be a comedian. However, girls. I can never make them laugh and I am really frustrated. What should I do? The stuff I talk about with guys, I don’t think girls would like.

  49. I want to know what makes a person funny because I want to be funny, but I don’t know how.

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  59. Do you facebook?
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    No
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    Thats what I would end up doing, I hear so much about i’m a sophomore and people are updating on their phones, talking about it constantly.. I’m like.. were in school guys c’mon
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    classic rock all the way
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    sorry
    Seriously what about.. Kansas.. I listen to Dust in The Wind a lot its kind of relaxing

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