Woman Drops Her Garden Gnome and Has Found Jesus?

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Pete the Gnome
Pete the Gnome

Woman Drops Her Garden Gnome, Shattering It on the Sidewalk — The Surprise She Found Inside Is Now the Talk of This Tiny Town

Pete the Gnome
Pete the Gnome – Hey, what’s inside?

A simple accident in the tiny town of Lynnville, Tennessee, has led to a perplexing and fascinating discovery.

It all started when Heather Andrews accidentally dropped one of her many garden gnomes on the sidewalk.

As she was picking up the pieces, the woman noticed something strange inside the now broken gnome: A mysterious statue.

The statue is “fused” to the top and bottom of the gnome and was somehow crafted inside the lawn ornament, according to WSMV-TV.

“I think the face has really intricate detail and someone spent a lot of time on the face. The anatomy on the body looks feminine to me, but I don’t know. I am just biased to it, I guess,” Andrews told the news station.

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It’s not clear what the statue represents, but there are plenty of theories. Some reportedly say it seems to show Jesus’ head on a woman’s body, others say it’s simply an angel.

WSMV-TV reports the gnome came from Target, but there’s no evidence suggesting that all of the gnomes were created in the same way. If it is a one-of-a-kind item, one has to wonder why its creator went to such great lengths to create the statue that may have never been seen.

Andrews apparently proceeded to break all of her other garden gnomes to see if there were any other surprises to be found… but there were none.

“A lot of people are scared of it – just creeped out by it. We’ve adopted him and named him Pete,” Andrews said.

Pete the gnome now has his own Facebook page, too.

One woman claims to have found a personal connection to this bizarre discovery.

“This is really amazing because my boyfriend just passed away and his name was pete,” she wrote on Facebook.

Weigh in the comments section below if you have a theory about the statue.

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  1. example:

    #1
    boot camp
    Thela*

    *real names please! i didn’t watch Flavor of Love so i don’t know their nick names!

  2. First and Middle would be great.. 🙂
    boy &; girl names would be great also!

    also we are an interracial couple. black/white couple
    i would also like names that have our middle names in them. thank you.

  3. BOYS
    Seth-
    Brandon-
    Andrew-
    Jacob-

    GIRLS
    Summer-
    Aislinn-
    Heather-
    Blaira-

  4. BOY 1
    First: James, Zachary, Alexander, Christopher, Kevin, William, Logan, Evan.
    Middle: David, Robert, Scott, Michael, Andrew, Connor, Phillip, Joseph.

    GIRL 1
    First: Katherine, Margaret, Sophia, Abigail, Claire, Olivia, Jennifer.
    Middle: Grace, Natalie, Elisabeth, Maxine, Nicole, Michelle, Lauren.

    GIRL 2
    First: Mary, Helen, Dorothy, Ruth, Mildred, Anna, Francis, Marie, Alice.
    Middle: Florence, Evelyn, Lillian, Rose, Edna, Louise, Ethel, Virginia.

    BOY 2
    First: John, George, Charles, Edward, Frank, Thomas, Walter, Henry, Harold.
    Middle: Paul, Arthur, Harry, Albert, Raymond, Richard, Louis, Clarence, Willie.

    GIRL 3
    First: Amy, Heather, Melissa, Angela, Kimberly, Lisa, Stephanie, Rebecca.
    Middle: Christina, Jessica, Amanda, Kelly, Sara, Shannon, Rachel, Andrea.

    BOY 3
    First: Jason, Brian, Matthew, Daniel, Eric, Steven, Mark, Anthony, Ryan.
    Middle: Timothy, Joshua, Chad, Jonathan, Shawn, Aaron, Kenneth, Justin.

    GIRL 4
    First: Audrey, Violet, Eleanor, Annabelle, Evelyn, Adeline, Vivian, Leila.
    Middle: Jillian, Emmeline, Aurora, Eloise, Alexandra, Charlotte, Ivy.

    GIRL 5
    First: Ava, Madison, Chloe, Mia, Ella, Addison, Lily, Samantha, Aubrey.
    Middle: Hannah, Alexis, Zoey, Leah, Hailey, Amelia, Kaylee, Allison.

    BOY 4
    First: Mason, Jayden, Noah, Ethan, Aiden, Joshua, Liam, Gabriel.
    Middle: Lucas, Christian, Dylan, Landon, Caleb, Gavin, Braden, Tyler.

    ~

    Have fun! Star if you want more! =)
    I would name them:
    — James David “James”
    — Katherine Maxine “Kate”
    — Alice Lillian “Ali”
    — Walter Paul “Walter”
    — Lisa Jessica “Lisa”
    — Matthew Kenneth “Matt”
    — Audrey Charlotte “Audrey”
    — Samantha Allison “Sam”
    — Joshua Caleb “Joshua”

  5. Daniel
    Matthew
    Freddie
    Michael
    Terry
    Andrew
    Tony (My favourite boys name is Antony, which is similar)
    Edward

    Chelsea
    Joanne
    Ann
    Heather
    Susan
    Stephanie
    Melissa
    Lucy
    Harriet
    Olivia
    Rebecca
    Michelle
    Leila

  6. or Is this what the programme wants us to find out? And I don’t understand what is going on with Michael and Jean, what is this pre thing, I know that Michael wants to marry Janine for her money or something? I’m really confused any ideas thanks.

  7. Kaylee or Kaelyn
    Andrea or Adelaide
    Lena or Leah
    Heather or Hannah
    Brittany or Brianna
    Chelsea or Kelsea
    Naomi or Gwen
    Lily or Liliana
    Emily or Elissa
    Madelyn or Madeline
    Kayla or Katelyn
    Samantha or Sophia
    Mila or Marie
    Areil or Ashley
    Avery or Ashlynn
    Jordyn or Jasmine
    Harmony or Hayley

    Blake or Bryan
    Adam or Aaron
    Finn or Frederick
    Alex or Jeffrey
    Jack or James
    Liam or Lance
    Anderson or Nathan
    Andrew or Aldan

  8. After two Aunts of mine(Heather and Michelle)

    No one will be offended in my family.We like to use family/friends names.
    Also this may be used for a third daughter.

    We have names picked out for the first two and are settled on them.
    Other names we like:
    Olivia Jade(Both)
    Nicole Paige(Him)
    Paige Nicole(Him)
    Brooklyn Nicole(Him)
    Catherine Renee(Both))
    Sophia Noelle(Both)

  9. BOY 1
    First: James, Zachary, Alexander, Christopher, Kevin, William, Logan, Evan.
    Middle: David, Robert, Scott, Michael, Andrew, Connor, Phillip, Joseph.

    GIRL 1
    First: Katherine, Margaret, Sophia, Abigail, Claire, Olivia, Jennifer.
    Middle: Grace, Natalie, Elisabeth, Maxine, Nicole, Michelle, Lauren.

    GIRL 2
    First: Mary, Helen, Dorothy, Ruth, Mildred, Anna, Francis, Marie, Alice.
    Middle: Florence, Evelyn, Lillian, Rose, Edna, Louise, Ethel, Virginia.

    BOY 2
    First: John, George, Charles, Edward, Frank, Thomas, Walter, Henry, Harold.
    Middle: Paul, Arthur, Harry, Albert, Raymond, Richard, Louis, Clarence, Willie.

    GIRL 3
    First: Amy, Heather, Melissa, Angela, Kimberly, Lisa, Stephanie, Rebecca.
    Middle: Christina, Jessica, Amanda, Kelly, Sara, Shannon, Rachel, Andrea.

    BOY 3
    First: Jason, Brian, Matthew, Daniel, Eric, Steven, Mark, Anthony, Ryan.
    Middle: Timothy, Joshua, Chad, Jonathan, Shawn, Aaron, Kenneth, Justin.

    GIRL 4
    First: Audrey, Violet, Eleanor, Annabelle, Evelyn, Adeline, Vivian, Leila.
    Middle: Jillian, Emmeline, Aurora, Eloise, Alexandra, Charlotte, Ivy.

    GIRL 5
    First: Ava, Madison, Chloe, Mia, Ella, Addison, Lily, Samantha, Aubrey.
    Middle: Hannah, Alexis, Zoey, Leah, Hailey, Amelia, Kaylee, Allison.

    BOY 4
    First: Mason, Jayden, Noah, Ethan, Aiden, Joshua, Liam, Gabriel.
    Middle: Lucas, Christian, Dylan, Landon, Caleb, Gavin, Braden, Tyler.

    ~

    Have fun! Star if you want more! =)
    I would name them:
    — James David “James”
    — Katherine Maxine “Kate”
    — Alice Lillian “Ali”
    — Walter Paul “Walter”
    — Lisa Jessica “Lisa”
    — Matthew Kenneth “Matt”
    — Audrey Charlotte “Audrey”
    — Samantha Allison “Sam”
    — Joshua Caleb “Joshua”

  10. Dusty Raine.
    Elizabeth Jo.
    Hannah Rose.
    Abba Rai.
    Tallulah Maria.
    Heather Lynn.
    Kailie Ann.
    Evira.

    Cameron.
    Spencer.
    Andrew.
    Quincy.
    Derrek.
    Dillon.
    Kole.
    Leo.
    evira pronounced ev er ah
    it seems that alot of people like the girls more original names and the boys more different names

  11. I will go outside at night, and it will be by the garden. As I walk to the car, it follows me. When I look at it, it is made of rock or glass or what ever. When I look away, it comes to life and follows me. I am afraid that they will be able to make a circle around me and there will always be a few that are alive and want to kill me!
    Well, it was a Lawn Gnome, however it likes to hide out in the garden and eat rats and such.

  12. where did the idea of the travelling garden gnome originate? was it in the movie amelie, or did it start before then?

  13. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  14. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  15. My mom just brought home some garden gnomes for here fairy garden thing, and i just realized that garden gnomes are pretty gay looking… like the papa gnome and the other guy gnomes want to bone or something right by moms tomato plants… so gay…. do you agree?

  16. Would you give one to someone you love? What would you be trying to say if you did?
    thank you wrath. if anyone else out there has no yard would you put it out by your door? (:
    hello darth i am many many years from 80 and i would like a garden gnome. good picture of you though. you look good, been working out? (:
    maybe i will buy you one sparky!!!

  17. A few friends and I Gnomenapped another friend garden gnomes this weekend. We want to send him a ransom letter in order to give them back but have no idea what to say. Any ideas or demands out there??? Thanks.
    Ok so I forgot to put in there that we took pictures of it with a friend in a ski mask holding water guns to its head! Not much to do in a small town.

  18. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  19. My sister thinks she is destined NOT to own a garden gnome.
    I thought that I could find one for her in time for Christmas, but it is proving to be impossible! I live in the GTA so, anywhere within an hours drive, I will go.

  20. Phrygian caps are worn by tribes which demand that male hair shall not be cut, e.g. sikhs,and other central Asians.The caps are made to prevent the long hair coming over the face when riding or in combat.Some gnomes are mouldedwith typical phrygian caps full of coiled hair. Where did they originate?
    the red cap or phrygian cap has beenadopted as the cap of liberty and signifies in U.S.dollardesign.Although Thuringia seems to be the source of the popular garden gnomes the cap originates from Phrygia in Anatolia.Fascinating!

  21. My parents are very spiritual people. I have been exploring my own spirituality and I became a christian one month ago. I know this might sound odd but every morning and night my parents make me and my siblings pray to a garden gnome in our backyard, they believe that it retains the souls of their dead parents (my grandparents). I feel very uncomfortable praying to this little ceramic figure and I feel like it is not what God wants.
    I am only 13 so telling my parents I refuse to do so might cause conflict.
    What should I do? and will God forgive me for doing it to keep my parents happy?
    Thanks for your comments.

    I am also in a state of panic because I am having a sleep over this weekend for my birthday and I am worried my parents are going to pray to grommet (for that is its name) in front of them, and worse off make then participate. I will be so unpopular at school.

  22. ok so here is the deal. every evening before it gets dark, i put a little bit of food out for my garden gnomes. when morning rolls around, the food is still there! i don’t think they like my food choices so does anyone know what gnomes usually eat? I cant have them starving out there!

  23. My parents are very spiritual people. I have been exploring my own spirituality and I became a christian one month ago. I know this might sound odd but every morning and night my parents make me and my siblings pray to a garden gnome in our backyard, they believe that it retains the souls of their dead parents (my grandparents). I feel very uncomfortable praying to this little ceramic figure and I feel like it is not what God wants.
    I am only 13 so telling my parents I refuse to do so might cause conflict.
    What should I do? and will God forgive me for doing it to keep my parents happy?
    Thanks for your comments.

    I am also in a state of panic because I am having a sleep over this weekend for my birthday and I am worried my parents are going to pray to grommet (for that is its name) in front of them, and worse off make then participate. I will be so unpopular at school.

  24. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  25. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  26. ,….. or any other random garden ornament?
    Why and what did you do with it?

    Peace and many thanks.
    Tomatoes, garden gnomes,….. “same difference”. I will take it for 2 points yo.

  27. I love my garden gnomes, is there anyone else that also loves them to. They bring sunshine in my garden especially on grey days, with their smiling faces and colourful clothes. Am i Alone ??

  28. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  29. I have a classic little garden gnome. But I just can’t think of a name for him! He looks like he is chiseled out of wood, and he is kind of pointing at you with one hand, and holding a stick with the other. He looks kind of like a garden santa. I just need help picking out a name. Best answer gets 20 points…

  30. This is my 3rd attempt on yahooanswers for help finding an ugly/creepy/hideous gnome…please please please help me!!!

  31. My friends birthday is in two weeks – I want to get her a belly dancing garden gnome – yes I know it sounds a little crazy – but she loves her garden and – yes – she belly dances. I had what I thought was a brilliant idea – and now I can’t find one.

    Any age any condition considered – can repaint it myself.
    Please help
    looked on ebay and amazon – no joy!!!

    would somebody like to make me one – I’ll paint it?!

  32. So my neighbor has a lot of garden gnomes and there is a nice piece of land between our two houses. I tried to plant a tree there but he said cant cuz that is where his garden gnomes live. He put a doll house out there and puts his gnomes around it. its a little weird but i tihnk its kind of cool to have that many friends. anyway a gnome cant own property right?

  33. Whats a creative way to give a garden gnome to my Mom? I plan on giving it to her on Christmas morning. Wrapping some gifts for under the tree is good but it gets boring after awhile so I was hoping to think of another way. Hopefully a little bit creative!

  34. Ahhh!!!
    Is there a real animal or something called A gnome???
    I looked up “Garden Gnome” to try to find some for my garden and it kept coming up with websites such as “save the gnomes .com” and stuff like that! Please inform me thank you!

  35. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  36. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  37. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  38. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  39. Lately I have been finding myself really attracted to their short stature. I find it so very sexy knowing my power over them. I like to go around and collect them out of my neighbors gardens and have sexy parties. My psychiatrist seemed very concerned with my new behaviors. I hope they don’t send me away again.

  40. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  41. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  42. Please tell me why thousands of garden seem to have large collections of garden gnomes along with various garden animals deers,cats,foxes and other animals.

    Also where did this obbsession start?

  43. I mean, they sit in your garden by the pond but what is their true meaning?

  44. I would like a little more information as to why persons place garden gnomes in their gardens? Is it to attract these special gnome beings to see if they are really in existence? Or is it just for simple outer decoration?

  45. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  46. I have a classic little garden gnome. But I just can’t think of a name for him! He looks like he is chiseled out of wood, and he is kind of pointing at you with one hand, and holding a stick with the other. He looks kind of like a garden santa. I just need help picking out a name. Best answer gets 20 points…

  47. My friends birthday is in two weeks – I want to get her a belly dancing garden gnome – yes I know it sounds a little crazy – but she loves her garden and – yes – she belly dances. I had what I thought was a brilliant idea – and now I can’t find one.

    Any age any condition considered – can repaint it myself.
    Please help
    looked on ebay and amazon – no joy!!!

    would somebody like to make me one – I’ll paint it?!

  48. My friends birthday is in two weeks – I want to get her a belly dancing garden gnome – yes I know it sounds a little crazy – but she loves her garden and – yes – she belly dances. I had what I thought was a brilliant idea – and now I can’t find one.

    Any age any condition considered – can repaint it myself.
    Please help
    looked on ebay and amazon – no joy!!!

    would somebody like to make me one – I’ll paint it?!

  49. I’ve booby-trapped it with a pine-scented gnome lure and an explosive charge.

  50. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  51. My parents are very spiritual people. I have been exploring my own spirituality and I became a christian one month ago. I know this might sound odd but every morning and night my parents make me and my siblings pray to a garden gnome in our backyard, they believe that it retains the souls of their dead parents (my grandparents). I feel very uncomfortable praying to this little ceramic figure and I feel like it is not what God wants.
    I am only 13 so telling my parents I refuse to do so might cause conflict.
    What should I do? and will God forgive me for doing it to keep my parents happy?
    Thanks for your comments.

    I am also in a state of panic because I am having a sleep over this weekend for my birthday and I am worried my parents are going to pray to grommet (for that is its name) in front of them, and worse off make then participate. I will be so unpopular at school.

  52. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  53. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  54. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  55. ok so here is the deal. every evening before it gets dark, i put a little bit of food out for my garden gnomes. when morning rolls around, the food is still there! i don’t think they like my food choices so does anyone know what gnomes usually eat? I cant have them starving out there!

  56. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  57. Or is my neighbor trying to freak me out?? don’ t laugh they are scary…
    Jaz- that is way to funny I am definetly going to buy one..

    A rhyming pirate….

  58. ok so here is the deal. every evening before it gets dark, i put a little bit of food out for my garden gnomes. when morning rolls around, the food is still there! i don’t think they like my food choices so does anyone know what gnomes usually eat? I cant have them starving out there!

  59. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  60. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  61. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  62. In my dream, for some reason I wasn’t working, and I had a lot of free time, so I started painting ceramic statues to put in my yard. I painted bunnies and deer and other such things, and arranged them in my yard. I made one gnome and put it by my mailbox. Then I went to bed. The next morning, my gnome was gone. I figured some kid took it, so I made another one. That one disappeared too. So I made another one, and it also vanished. This went on for 5 days, until I decided to wait up all night to see who was taking my gnomes. I looked out the window, and all 5 gnomes were back, but they had come to life, and were trying to wake up the gnome statue! I went outside just as the last one was waking up. I was angry at them for running away, so the first one I painted made a deal with me. If I would make him one new “brother” a day, one gnome would come back everyday and stand in my yard. I agreed. Then I woke up. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could mean?

  63. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  64. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  65. I have a classic little garden gnome. But I just can’t think of a name for him! He looks like he is chiseled out of wood, and he is kind of pointing at you with one hand, and holding a stick with the other. He looks kind of like a garden santa. I just need help picking out a name. Best answer gets 20 points…

  66. I have a classic little garden gnome. But I just can’t think of a name for him! He looks like he is chiseled out of wood, and he is kind of pointing at you with one hand, and holding a stick with the other. He looks kind of like a garden santa. I just need help picking out a name. Best answer gets 20 points…

  67. I have a classic little garden gnome. But I just can’t think of a name for him! He looks like he is chiseled out of wood, and he is kind of pointing at you with one hand, and holding a stick with the other. He looks kind of like a garden santa. I just need help picking out a name. Best answer gets 20 points…

  68. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  69. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  70. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  71. Lately I have been finding myself really attracted to their short stature. I find it so very sexy knowing my power over them. I like to go around and collect them out of my neighbors gardens and have sexy parties. My psychiatrist seemed very concerned with my new behaviors. I hope they don’t send me away again.

  72. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  73. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  74. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  75. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

  76. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  77. I mean…it’s a fake gnome…in someones garden, where did that idea come from?

  78. Lately I have been finding myself really attracted to their short stature. I find it so very sexy knowing my power over them. I like to go around and collect them out of my neighbors gardens and have sexy parties. My psychiatrist seemed very concerned with my new behaviors. I hope they don’t send me away again.

  79. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  80. I hate being in the house but I love being in the garden. My mum has these gnomes in the garden and I know they’re not alive but I think they call me to the garden because when I’m in the house I hear someone calling me saying “Come join us in the garden”. Also I have shrunk loads latley and I’ve started growing a beard and when I put a party hat on I never want to take it off because it looks like the hats the gnomes wear.
    Please help me, and only serious answers?

  81. Lately I have been finding myself really attracted to their short stature. I find it so very sexy knowing my power over them. I like to go around and collect them out of my neighbors gardens and have sexy parties. My psychiatrist seemed very concerned with my new behaviors. I hope they don’t send me away again.

  82. I have these tomatoes and the just wont turn red, so i decided to buy these garden gnomes because they are suppose to help them grow and all. I don’t really believe in it but i just want to name them just in case some one asks.
    2 guys with white beards 1 with a bucket of water and a shovel with a blue hat and the other with a red hat and a stick.

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