[WATCH] Tom Brady’s deflate-gate press conference gets songified

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Tom Brady's deflate-gate press conference gets songified
Tom Brady's deflate-gate press conference gets songified
Tom Brady's deflate-gate press conference gets songified
Tom Brady’s deflate-gate press conference gets songified

Leave it to YouTube stars, the Gregory Brothers, to take a 30 minute press conference about balls, and perfectly auto-tune it into something the internet will be singing (and giggling) about for days.

Listen to Brady croon about the feeling of perfect footballs in this deflate-gate anthem that has a certain Lisa Loeb meets One Direction meets The Knack quality to it. I’d say more but the song – and the sequence of hands cupping various balls – speaks for itself.

If you plan on singing along, here are the lyrics:

Chorus:
To me those balls are perfect/
I can only speak for myself/
I don’t want anyone touching the balls/
Rubbing the balls/
To me those balls are perfect/

Some guys like ’em round, some guys like ’em thin/
Some guys like old balls, new balls/
There all different, so you’ve gotta feel ’em/
You gotta squeeze ’em/
To me those balls are perfect/

Verse:
I choose the balls that I want/
You know I grip it, I grab it, I feel the leather/
I wouldn’t want anyone touching the balls/
I would zip those things up, and lock ’em away/

Some days, one ball may feel good/
The next day it may not/
I want to be very familiar with the equipment I’m using/
This isn’t ISIS/
Not one’s dying/
But this is a very important thing/

Chorus:
To me those balls are perfect/
I can only speak for myself/
I don’t want anyone touching the balls/
Rubbing the balls/
To me those balls are perfect/

Some guys like ’em round, some guys like ’em thin/
Some guys like old balls, new balls/
There all different, so you’ve gotta feel ’em/
You gotta squeeze ’em/
To me those balls are perfect/

 

 

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